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Sarah Levy
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“So when do I get to learn Coldplay?”
Today I had my first piano lesson teaching an adult, it was a 35-year-old man.
He was possibly the most douchey, pretentious and annoying person I have ever met. Imagine thin rimmed glasses, gelled and styled hair, and a tight sweater.
He began by checking his phone repeatedly to show how bored he was when I was reviewing notes and symbols.
Then he started talking with me about his divorce and insisted that learning to play Coldplay would make him cool…
He had to criticize my way of explaining everything, and belittle the importance of every basic lesson that is required before one can begin to learn to play the piano.
He literally made me never want to teach piano ever again…….
So, will I ever accept random, douchebag, shithead old guys as my students again? No thanks, I’d rather stick to my ten year old girls. At least they’re capable of reading rhythm! OOH BUUUUURRRNNNNNNNN.
